dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I love you.
Bad choice
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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