The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
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