The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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