Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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