i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
We smell like vodka and hangover
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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