I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize