So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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