apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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