question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
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