I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Randomize
