u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Randomize
