you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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