I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
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