My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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