You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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