Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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