When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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