Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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