I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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