Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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