yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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