Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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