So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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