YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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