No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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