I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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