Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
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