I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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