I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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