glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
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