She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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