bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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