If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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