if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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