when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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