I just saw a hot homeless man
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
