are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
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