YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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