i think i have herpe
just one?
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Randomize
