That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
She's just so happy...and so naked.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
Randomize
