I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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