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just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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