wanna go halves on a baby?
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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