Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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