508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
Randomize
