Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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