I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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