I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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