its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
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