ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
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