Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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