I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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