brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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