question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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