Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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