love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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